What the F! What the F, I say. I'm going to be honest, I may have just officially lost my mind right this moment. Literally, within 2 minutes of each other, I received rejection phone calls from two jobs. Now, I can handle rejection. Look at my face and tell me that that is a face that has never met rejection! Oh, rejection and I have been best friends since 6th grade. Anyways, the two jobs both rejected me because they said that they employed Australians who are looking for work. Which I can appreciate and respect, I know it is a tough time but come the F on?! Why did you allow me to interview and waste my precious, precious time that I could have been napping or crying in the shower?! It is funny when I get rejected because now it is just expected. It is my thing. Next time that I am in an interview and someone says, "What are your hobbies?" I am going to say, "Watching reality television, traveling around the world aimlessly, and being rejected!" Even SURVIVOR has rejected me! Come on, I have applied seven times, can't Jeff Probst or Mark Burnett just pick me?! I am willing to live in the middle of nowhere and starve! Sadly, based on current events, that may be my reality all too soon! With that said, I have been thinking of some alternative plans and would appreciate some feedback. So, I have come here to find a real, professional, international job. Well, listen...that business a'int happening so far! Therefore, I am considering looking into getting a job at some far-flung Outback resort and living the crazy life for a little while. You know, just me, a didgeridoo and eighteen koalas singing "We Are The World". It could be fun?! So, leave a comment and tell me your thoughts. How would you assess this situation? Wait it out a bit longer, and if so, how much longer or just peace on up out this place and head for the Outback?
(This is why I need a job. Spare time is no good for me!)
(I'll be Hootie, you be the Blowfish?)